Friday, June 18, 2010

Corte-ism for the day

Corte-ism for the day.
"mommy I have bumps on my pee-pee"
Me~ "Oh uh, show me where. Those are your testicles Corte."
Corte~ "Oh they hold up the pee-pee?"
Me~ "Yeah Corte something like that, they hold up the pee-pee."
Corte then says, "Can the doctor cut them off?"
Me~ "No, Corte you might needs those someday."
Rhett interjects, "Why do we need those?" greeeeeeat!

Cody says, "Rhett you will need those someday to help make a baby." Me shooting darts from my eyes at Cody, like don't tell your 6 year old brother that.

Rhett~ "No only mommies make babies."
Rhett looks at me like Mom is that true?
"Rhett mommies and daddies have to be married to make a baby." He let me leave it at that. Whew!

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